"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/26/2015 at 12:21 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
05/26/2015 at 12:21 • Filed to: None | 4
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In what I’m sure all of you will find to be extremely important news, Kendall Jenner was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! wearing a Mercedes hat and Lewis Hamilton’s not-particularly-oversized-if-you’re-a-rapper diamond-encrusted gold chain.
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I know you really want to know more about possible reasons that Kendall Jenner was wearing what appeared to be Lewis Hamilton’s jewelry, so here is a quote from a supposed “insider” talking about what Kendall Jenner’s mom/manager/momager Kris Jenner feels about it:
“She really wants Kendall to date him. Lewis and Kris have become friendly in recent months and she thinks he’s perfect for her daughter.”
The source also adds,
“Kendall usually goes for bad boys like Chris Brown and Justin Bieber so Lewis could be a good influence on her.”
There you have it folks: Lewis Hamilton is potentially a better influence than bad boys like Chris Brown and Justin Bieber . Because with Lewis Hamilton, Kendall can do things like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
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“Hey Kendall, take a picture of my ass in this wetsuit. How does my pose look?”
“Much better.”
If this turns into a long-term relationship, I’m sure we can look forward to an infinite number of shots of Kendall Jenner wearing a headset in the Mercedes garage during F1 coverage.
For Sweden
> Textured Soy Protein
05/26/2015 at 12:24 |
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Now I want to see a Lewis vs. Kanye beef.
citizennick
> Textured Soy Protein
05/26/2015 at 12:27 |
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I'm sure Kris felt even more about Lewis being a perfect fit for her daughter after hearing about his new contract.
MysticStick
> Textured Soy Protein
05/26/2015 at 12:30 |
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Run away Lewis!
ceanderson920
> citizennick
05/26/2015 at 12:33 |
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Haha! That is a really good point! I bet Lewis just hung out and banged her this weekend then next week he will be with some other model. I don’t blame him one bit, I would do the exact same thing if I were in his shoes.
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> MysticStick
05/26/2015 at 12:34 |
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Save yourself Lewis. These “people” will ruin you. (Secretly believes that the Kardashians are crab people)
BrtStlnd
> For Sweden
05/26/2015 at 12:35 |
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#BestJenner #TeamLH
McMike
> Textured Soy Protein
05/26/2015 at 12:40 |
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(Signs 3 year $150M deal)
Kris Jenner shoves Kendall on an airplane to Monaco.
Agrajag
> For Sweden
05/26/2015 at 12:44 |
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Kanye storms on track moments before Hamilton is to cross the finish line. He screeches to a halt to avoid hitting the surprisingly agile West.
KW: Imma let you finish...
Kimi wins the race.
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For Sweden
> Agrajag
05/26/2015 at 12:45 |
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Rosberg wins the race you mean
spanfucker retire bitch
> Textured Soy Protein
05/26/2015 at 12:57 |
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Awww, that’s cute. He thinks he’s American.
LongbowMkII
> Agrajag
05/26/2015 at 13:25 |
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If Kanye stands long enough Kimi may get a podium....
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Agrajag
> For Sweden
05/26/2015 at 15:14 |
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I was trying to make a play on “finish/Finnish” but you would probably be right.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> spanfucker retire bitch
05/26/2015 at 15:37 |
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He does. He hangs out like all winter in the mountains of Colorado.
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
05/26/2015 at 15:57 |
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Great training grounds for pro athletes.
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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
05/26/2015 at 15:59 |
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True.